Tuning: Bb Eb Ab Db F Bb (standard, three full-steps down) Am Queen Victoria, F My father and all his tobacco loved you Am I love you too in all your forms F The slim unlovely virgin floating among German beards Am The mean governess of the huge pink maps F E' E The solitary mourner of a prince Am Queen Victoria F I am cold and rainy Am G I am dirty as a glass roof in a train station Am I feel like an empty cast iron exhibition F I want ornaments on everything E' E Because my love, she gone with other boys Am Queen Victoria F Do you have a punishment under the white lace Am F Will you be short with her, make her read those little Bibles C E/B Will you spank her with a mechanical corset Am F I want her pure as power, I want her skin slightly musty with petticoats E' E Will you wash the easy bidet out of her head? Am Queen Victoria F Am I'm not much nourished by modern love C G Will you come into my life F E' With your sorrow and your black carriages E And your perfect memories Am Queen Victoria F Am The Twentieth Century belongs to you and me C E/B Am Let us be two severe giants not less lonely for our partnership F E Who discoloured test tubes in the halls of Science C G Who turned up unwelcome at every World's Fair Am G Heavy with proverbs and corrections Am Confusing the star-dazed tourists F E With our incomparable sense of loss