Intro: C Em11 C VERSE 1: C Em11 C Mott the hoople and the game of life, yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C Andy Kaufman in a wrestling match, yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C Monopoly twenty one checkers and chess, yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C Mister Fred Blassie and a breakfast mess, yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C Lets play twister lets play risk, yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C I'll see you in heaven if you make the list, yeah yeah yeah yeah, BRIDGE: Am G Now Andy did you hear about this one, Am G tell me are you locked in the punch Am G C Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis hey baby, D are we losing touch? CHORUS: G Am C G/B G Am D If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon G Am C Bm Am If you believe theres nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool, VERSE 2: C Em11 C Moses went walking with a staff of wood, yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C Newton got beaned by the apple good, yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp,yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, yeah yeah yeah yeah, BRIDGE CHORUS GUITAR SOLO (7 BARS): Em D Em D Em D VERSE 3: C Em11 C Heres a little agit for the never believer, yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C Heres a little ghost for the offering, yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C Heres a truck stop instead of saint peters, yeah yeah yeah yeah, C Em11 C Mister Andy Kaufmans gone wrestling, yeah yeah yeah yeah, BRIDGE CHORUS GUITAR SOLO 2 (7 BARS) CHORUS x 3 Ends on Em