| B - - - | - - A - | G - F - | E - - - | E7 - - - | D - - - | D7 - - - | A A/G (3x222x) C D E A A/G I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together C D See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly A I`m crying Expert texpert choking smokers don`t you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I`m crying A A/G D/F# (2x023x) Famj7 G A A/G Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come F Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man B you`ve been a naughty boy you let your face grow long Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog`s eye Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower Element`ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe CHORUS C D E I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men, I am the Walrus Goo goo g` joob A A/G C D E A A/G Mister city p`liceman sitting pretty little p`lice men in a row C D See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run A Dsus4 A E D D7 I`m crying I`m cry - ing I`m crying I`m cry - ing BRIDGE | E - - - | B - A - | G - F - | E - - - | B A G F E F Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don`t come B7 C you get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the egg-man... CHORUS