[Куплет]: E Esus4 Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park E Esus4 E Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper B7 B7 C7 C#7 D7 Sleeps in a hole in the road D7 D7 C#7 C7 B7 Saving up to buy his new clothes B7 Keeps a ten bob note up his nose E C B7 E C B7 Such a mean old man... Such a mean old man [Куплет]: E Esus4 His sister Pam works in a shop E Esus4 E She never stops she's a go-getter B7 B7 C7 C#7 D7 Takes him out to look at the Queen D7 D7 C#7 C7 B7 Only place that he's ever been B7 Always shouts out something obscene E C B7 E C B7 Such a dirty old man... Dirty old man [Проигрыш]: D A E ×2 [Куплет]: D A E Well you should see Polythene Pam D A E She's so good-looking but she looks like a man G Well you should see her in drag B7 Dressed in her polythene bag C D E Yes you should see Polythene Pam C D E Yeah, yeah, yeah [Проигрыш]: D A E ×2 [Куплет]: D A E Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt D A E She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt G She's the kind of a girl B7 That makes the "News of the World" C D E Yes you could say she was attractively built [Проигрыш]: D A E ×2 [Соло]: D A E ×7 E [Проигрыш]: E E7 E6 E [Куплет]: A D She came in through the bathroom window A D Protected by a silver spoon A D But now she sucks her thumb and wonders D By the banks of her own lagoon [Припев]: A Dm Didn't anybody tell her? A Dm Didn't anybody see? G7 C Sunday's on the phone to Monday G7 C A Tuesday's on the phone to me [Куплет]: N.C. D She said she'd always been a dancer A D She worked at fifteen clubs a day A D And though she thought I knew the answer D Well, I knew what I could not say [Куплет]: A D And so I quit the police department A D And got myself a steady job A D And though she tried her best to help me D She could steal, but she could not rob [Припев]: A Dm Didn't anybody tell her? A Dm Didn't anybody see? G7 C Sunday's on the phone to Monday G7 C A Tuesday's on the phone to me, oh yeah