E D A E Well, you should see Polythene Pam D A E She`s so good looking but she looks like a man G B Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag C D E Yes, you should see Polythene Pam. C D E Yeah, yeah, yeah D/E A E (x 2) Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She`s killer diller when she`s dressed to the hilt She`s the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_ Yes, you could say she was attractively built. Yeah, yeah, yeah D/E A E (x2) D A E (x 9?) A D She came in through the bathroom window A F#m D protected by a silver spoon A F#m D But now she sucks her thumb and wonders D7 A by the banks of her own lagoon (A) Dm Didn`t anybody tell her? A Dm Didn`t anybody see? G7 C Sunday`s on the phone to Monday G7 C (go to 2/4 for the C) Tuesday`s on the phone to me She said she`d always been a dancer Worked in fifteen clubs a day And though I thought I knew the answer Well, I knew but I could not say So I quit the police department and got myself a steady job And though she tried her best to help me she could steal but she could not rob Chorus