[Intro]: Dm Bb C At first I didn't realize F C Dm I needed all this stuff, Gm I had a little cottage, A Dm And that cottage was enough Bb C A place where I could sit and knit, F A place where I could sell my Thneeds, A Dm But now I've had a little time Bb To re-assess my need [Verse]: Eb And I need a bigger office, Gm I need a bigger chair. Eb A bigger desk, a bigger staff, Gm A bigger hat to wear Ab Fm Because I'm biggering, Cm Bb I'm figuring I'm biggering, Ab F And biggering is triggering G Cm More biggering Cm Hey, listen up, meathead. Cm I'm going to say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it. Dm Eb Greed... ya see, it's like a little pet, alright? Cm Fm And the more and more and more that you go and feed it, G Cm The more hungry it'll get! Cm But... you know, you really can't blame greed Bb No, that's stupid. Eb You see, it's gotta worm inside. G Oh yeah, that's right. Cm It's one that always needs to feed, Ab And it is never satisfied. Gb You get it? Db But the more you try to find it, F The more it likes to hide. Fm Db Now listen--that is NASTY little worm. Fm And I like to call it "pride." See, now that's why you're Gb biggering! Ebm Listen here, idiot! [Chorus]: Bb I'm figuring on biggering! Ab Gb Eb But that biggering's just F triggering more biggering! Am Ab Am Ab G Em Got that? Alright! [Verse]: E There is a principle of nature, G That most every creature knows, Em It's called survival of the fittest, B E And this is how it goes The animal that wins has got to Claw and kick and punch. B The animal that doesn't Em C Winds up someone else's lunch F A company's an animal, Am That's trying to survive, F It's struggling, and fighting, A Just to keep itself alive [Chorus]: Bb I must keep biggering, Gm Dm I'm figuring I'm biggering, C Gm Though biggering is triggering more Dm biggering. E I won't stop! Bb Biggering, Gm Dm I'm figuring I'm biggering, C Bb And biggering is triggering more Gm biggering [Outro]: Bb And the customers are buying, Gm And the money multiplying Dm And the PR people lying C And the lawyers are denying, Bb Gm D Who cares if some things are dying? E Bb Gm D C I don't wanna hear your crying! Bb Gm Bb Gm Dm A F E Dbm This is all so gratifying... C A Gbm Ab X