[Verse 1] Gm C5 You think you’re safe F B / C7 / D7 Gm Without a care C D7 But here in Posada D7 You’d be wise to beware [Chorus] C7 F7 Bb The pike with the spike C7 D7 Gm That lurks in your drawers Bb7 Or the flying drake C7 D7 That will fill you with horror [Outro] C7 F7 Bb Need Old Nan the Hag C7 D7 Gm To stir up a potion Bb7 So that your lady C7 D7 Might get an abortion